APG Syndrome

If you have reached this page, it is most likely because you have been diagnosed with APG Syndrome, the sickness that afflicts so many innocent people.
We would like to express our sincere condolences. At present, there are no known remedies for your affliction.
It is our sincere hope that you will not alienate yourself from your friends and family. But, if you persist in ruining your relationships, know that we here at the APG are here for you.

Captain Jeff, Dr. Steph, Miami Rick, Captain Nick, Liz Pyper, and Nick Camacho