A man was flying a hot air balloon and realized that he was lost. He reduced his height and spotted a man down below. He lowered the balloon further and shouted "Excuse me, can you help me? I made a promise to meet a girl half hour ago, but I don't know where the hell I am."
The man below said, "Yes, you're in a hot air balloon, hovering approximately 30 feet off this field. You're between 37 and 38 degrees north latitude and between 92 and 93 degrees west longitude."
"I say, you must be an Navigator," said the balloonist.
"I am ", replied the man, "How did you know?"
"Well," said the balloonist, "Everything you told me is technically correct, but I have no idea what to do with this information and the fact is, I'm still lost and I'm still going to be late."
"You must be a Pilot!", said the Navigator.
"I am", replied the surprised balloonist, "How did you know that?"
"Well," said the Navigator, "You don't know where you are or where you are going. You've made a promise to a woman that you can't keep AND you expect me to help you. The fact is you're in exactly the same position you were in before we talked, but now it's somehow my fault." ... See more
